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 I love my family, I have a small homestead, I work in medicine, I struggle with tech, I enjoy the outdoors, my dog is better than yours, I like birds, I hunt fish and shoot when I have time, I procrastinate 
 HE EATS EGGS TOO *SQWUACK!* 
 Why is your dog better than mine? Mine is a Professor S? Is yours!

Okay. I’ll quit being SASSY 💁🏻‍♀️ 
 No mine is not some snotty academic. Geez get with the times. Mine is a small bear dog that is a great family dog.  
 He’s a snaauzzer who constantly destroys  inferiors … naysayers and well …
… interferes with my meditations 🧘🏻‍♀️ 

He’ll hound out loud whenever he wants. Not a scapegoat … Nor does he mind being loved 🥰 

Judgemental AF crow. Guess that’s why you all come as a group as murders… 🤣