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 Then You're fucked.

Good for me.

But wow. I feel sorry for all of you trapped in here with me.  
 Let's kiss 💋😘 
 Mustache rides ain't free and depending on what you look like rates vary.  
 You'll pay me, I guarantee it 😂🤣 
 They say if you're good at something don't do it for free. I know my worth🤷🏽

I'm half black, so like I didn't get ALL the good genes. I can't dance I can't jump but I got a great dick and a good credit score🤷🏽 and it could be worse. I could have the worst of both worlds, like no rhythm and sickle cell or something🤷🏽 
 You had me at good credit 🤣😂 
 One or three other usually gets everyone🤷🏽

If that doesn't work at the bar I start talking about how I'm a good cook but only at certain stuff, I make really good BBQ, artichoke spinach dip, but my spealties are breakfast and dessert or if you come home from the bar with me you'll get a chance of getting both in the morning babe. I'm talking red velvet chocolate chip pancakes or Hawaiian bread French toast sticks miss I goooot you.  
 You have game, l need too take 📝s 
 Mostly it's all in the dick  
 Let the Dick do the talking 📝✅