Oddbean new post about login | logout It's all up to you, now
Oh yeah i forgot that one
Then You're fucked. Good for me. But wow. I feel sorry for all of you trapped in here with me.
Let's kiss 💋😘
Mustache rides ain't free and depending on what you look like rates vary.
You'll pay me, I guarantee it 😂🤣
They say if you're good at something don't do it for free. I know my worth🤷🏽 I'm half black, so like I didn't get ALL the good genes. I can't dance I can't jump but I got a great dick and a good credit score🤷🏽 and it could be worse. I could have the worst of both worlds, like no rhythm and sickle cell or something🤷🏽
You had me at good credit 🤣😂
One or three other usually gets everyone🤷🏽 If that doesn't work at the bar I start talking about how I'm a good cook but only at certain stuff, I make really good BBQ, artichoke spinach dip, but my spealties are breakfast and dessert or if you come home from the bar with me you'll get a chance of getting both in the morning babe. I'm talking red velvet chocolate chip pancakes or Hawaiian bread French toast sticks miss I goooot you.
You have game, l need too take 📝s
Mostly it's all in the dick
Let the Dick do the talking 📝✅
Second and stronger brain for a reason🤷🏽
