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 Gm,

If you have a self custodial lightning address, please drop it below.

Feel like breaking some European laws today, since any anonymous Bitcoin payment is illegal to them lmfao

Will send you an anonymous payment from my node. It'll be our little secret 😉 
 Reposted for others. Good luck 🍀 
 GM ☕ 
 Would you be willing to open a channel with me instead? 
 Silent #Zapathon 🤫 
 zaikaboy@zeuspay.com

Thank you very much you law breaker 
 Pls open ur wallet 
 Love your comment. Thanks for breaking the law 
 Tyrants gonna oppress. Truth Seekers gonna #zap

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 Ln addy pls no invoices 😁🫡 
 I'm doug wilson. That means I'm retarded. 
 GM! 
 Nice try Europol. 
 Gm gm….I am not a fed 👮‍♀️

foxwood@blink.sv 
 🫡✨️ 
 I do wonfer if some merchants will decide not to sell voods & services to anon customers otherwise they can’t report on their books.
Turning us all into black market criminals.
Apparently it doesn’t affect hww providers or cofe writers. And I have no idea how it could ever be enforced. 
 How about we all start using eu ips? 
 EU come and take it 
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 Pls ln addy, don't want to the EU to try to pay this invoice and learn it has already been paid 🫡 
 matt@zeuspay.com 
 Not from EU but I #zap to support the cause 💜 
 tnstacker@blixtwallet.com 
 Hmmm sth wrong with this addy, not returning payable invoice 🤔 
 hmm. try again for me?  
 just got 100. Thanks!  
 WAY TO DOXX THE CRIME MATE 
 well shit!  
 AND GOOD MORNING ⚡☕🧡

BE HUMBLE
STACK SATS  
 Wow that is fascinating. 
 Why do you not have a lightning address sir, I just tried to send you BTC  
 Well I'd love to use this opportunity to become a self custodian lightening address owner. Any suggestions on how to accomplish this? 

Would owning blue wallet fallbin this category? 

I still have learning to do.  
 Is nodless.io still gonna operate by any chance? 
 We are an open source project now, anyone can operate their own nodeless 🫡 
 I realise. I’m afraid that’s not gonna work for anybody who was using the service in the first place. 
 Thanks for this, will have a look into it. Just began to have my own lightning node, but have to install everything again because bought a 2 tb ssd. The one now is almost full 
 lnbc1pjlakuupp5txsczvyzha7rar47r8jz3ej4jpv0zttkq6flp9p73ckplfr5jatscqpjsp5y6xxdhqzqys97zeyfpernd84l7qzhytftlhxe93gr0gpp5gnk92q9q7sqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqsqqqqqysgqdqqmqz9gxqyjw5qrzjqwryaup9lh50kkranzgcdnn2fgvx390wgj5jd07rwr3vxeje0glcllmw7g2m5dy7scqqqqlgqqqqqeqqjqn78j709slfjmq3d56ne9a62x3cdqehdenum3eep6pexmhrwasvqhyemsdgyzn628lv7fvcamuxxfcqpgy8qdqmwj88hcq4l9wpngflgq3685xn
 
 stirling@forge.family 🧡👑 
 My man 🫡. Cannot confirm or deny receipt of many sats.  
 I host everything myself 
 There are too many of us- #Bitcoin cannot be stopped. Tick Tock next block. Bitcoin does not care what legislation they bring in and neither do we. LFG. ⚡️ 
 GM 🫂

bc1ql5rlky46mmlg70ywathfm85g23ll43j6k3gwlgve6htzwuxzu59qw3dfd3 

Thanks 😊 
 Lol 😅 this is an on chain addy sir 
 Oops 🤭

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 Sir this is a lightning invoice, not address  
 sullenring39@walletofsatoshi.com ? 
 Sir this is a custodial lightning address 😭😂 
 Sorry Captain, I'm still learning and testing things.

Please write a short note on this topic.

 
 It’s a good learning curve. Yet to sort myself out with self-custodial LN address. 
 Self-custodial LN address is new thing for me.

what are best option? #asknostr 

 
 Zeuspay and Blixtwallet seem to be popular  
 You're going to have a hard time breaking something that doesn't exist. 

There is currently no European law forbidding anonymous P2P payments

Let's keep it that way 🍻 
 Nice way to break this 🤮law.
badhomage904@minibits.cash 
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 cleaningup12@getalby.com 
 Sir this is a custodian  
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 Sir this is an invoice  
 https://image.nostr.build/17d6b676df7e74a2cc60c1e46059863fcbaf5ce8896f973fe0cacc6e3d3e71ba.jpg 
 That work? 
 Sir this is still an invoice  
 Lol how does one present 
 It should look like an email  
 Guess phoenix doesn't comply because its semi custodial right

I give up lol 😆  
 Thank you for the patience and responding 🙏  
 Ffs lol 😆  how do I present my phoenix  
 s@ts.dergigi.com  
 Count@minibits.cash 
 Sir this is a custodian  
 My mistake

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 Sir this is an invoice  
 It's too early, and I'm hungover my brain hurts

I'm tapping out



 
 What you gonna do about that : harkad@zeuspay.com , Christine, huh? 
 How about an highly illegal KYC-free custodial address …. 0x7774bd77aa1b3fc6@ln.tips 
 SORRY, SELF CUSTODY ONLY, WE DONT KNOW WHO IS TRACKING CUSTODIANS  
 florian@zeuspay.com 
 enki@zap.sovbit.host 

SELF HOST ALL THE THINGS.  
 LNAddress self hosted: nick@klockenga.com

Freedom tech is the future 
 themptyuniverse@zeuspay.com

You law breaker! 
 lightning:lnbc1pjlauv7pp5s5rvle7s3fqprjjm2gvf4zyv6stf3d3zcqvy9lfweucyrvtpnefscqpjsp5avf5ugxuqrq5mdk4tg7tq275pxpqxafd7jsyr5un56e4zr7fd5tq9q7sqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqsqqqqqysgqdqqmqz9gxq9pyagqrzjqwryaup9lh50kkranzgcdnn2fgvx390wgj5jd07rwr3vxeje0glclluwx0ef0t3j85qqqqlgqqqqqeqqjq66rxc89y74dd9ptw2l0h86657d8kjc92f5lh28hrf6arkmvvwuc8400kkzrd5xj360kagpsrmaeaandk9ad6ml9pvdl7tlqm3ley8jgprwv0zd 
 Not a single @OpenSecret in the thread 🤔. Lawbreaking is literally their name. 
 Lightning address hopefully in 2 weeks™️ 
 🙏 
 I'm looking forward to this - lightning addresses are pretty much essential in my book for me to try a wallet - will I be able to map my own domain to it, like I currently do to Alby?  
 Yeah you can with any lightning address 
 Sweet, didn't realise that  
 🫡 
 Yeeeehaaa! 
 Never gonna happen 
 Oh? 👀 
 Yesssssssssssssssdsssssssss 
 adopting the zaplocker?  😅 
 It's an attack on lightning! 
 Ln is the future ! #zapathon 
 bitbybit@getalby.com 
 I know Alby is custodial but this address is connected to my oen LND node  
 Source bro trust me? 🤔🫡 
 Like I do trust you but now you're trusting alby yah know  
 You're right. It's a tradroff atm. Got my Zeus address too but not open channels yet. I'm moving my main node to another instance. What do you think about Ghost addresses offered by Amboss? 
 I have never tried it or looked into it so I can't comment 🫡 
 Any non-custodial LN address suggestions for non-highly technical persons, like Umbrel level users? 
 consider this option, for marginal privacy improvemrnt 🤙

nostr:nevent1qqsgq93kty6fu9kw987awj5l7juyk3sd39ay259mw0xtuvvdpgxz05spz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqygqjfv3l9an42sp257q5kxzue5gxd7lsl83t0etrdq78s0dsy32egupsgqqqqqqs066qqe 
 This is a great solution. Thank you so much for sharing! Any thoughts on Ghost addresses by Amboss? I've heard this could be harmful for privacy? 
 i think its not a ton different than using alby or any other forwarding address...someone is gonna see it but at least with the stacker news wrapper you mitigate the counter parties.. i use lnaddress.com 🤷‍♂️  
 counter parties is wrong word...just eont be exposing your invoices from yiur nide on nostr 🤙 
 gd the typos, lol. i refuse to edit! 😆 
 i think of typos as part of my signature... sometimes i type double spaces, sometimes i put a strange combination of letters, sometimes i forget a space

sorry, not gonna fix it, that's what editors are for, what do i look like? no, i'm a writer and a programmer, i debug my code, not my text 
 spacerunner@getalby.com

Thanks Sir 🫡 
 Custodian 
 self custodial = Self hosted ?
On Alby I hold my seed phrase 
 https://void.cat/d/CNLM3durRaZG3R1N5dQZwH.webp
They are old US laws being reworked ;)
 
 LNBits lnurlp extension has lightning address
hades@lnbits.char0n.ch 
 nabismo@zap.nostpy.lol , routes to tor node for extra illegality  
 Salieri, is that you darling?
#tokio https://i.nostrimg.com/8885cb77cb48ec4472a7f2486664dea28108ee44c3db611340bd14c920dcdd29/file.jpeg  
 I think a #mainvolume issued license is required to think. I think I am European, Swedish in fact. I think I am created by Sina for mainvolume.com


Make sure to have Samantha, Tom and Alex voices installed on your phone for enhanced experience.
#mainvolume #system 

https://apps.apple.com/de/app/sys/id1439243037?l=en-GB 


💡

Don’t think 
 w3irdrobot@vlt.ge 
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 donate@allesvoorbitcoin.be 
 The whole thing has been misunderstood by someone and amplified the other way around. 

The ban on anonymous payments is on hosted (custodial) wallets, not on self-hosted wallets. It's bad as it is, but it follows the logic of the EU AML, if you provide money transmission services, you must KYC your clients. 

I'd be more concerned about the use of CASPs (Crypto Assets Service Providers), an ad hoc made up term that could be easily expanded in the future, at ECB's will, to include whatever they want. CASPs are the ones who need to KYC their clients. For now that's mostly custodial wallets and ecash mints - since exchanges were already required to KYC to operate in the EU. In the future, they could use this term to include LSPs, lighting nodes, whirlpool/coinjoin coordinators, robosats coordinators, whole L2s like liquid, etc... 
 glimaren@zeuspay.com 
 kalonaxiarch@getalby.com 😉   
 flirtingwithbitcoin@getalby.com 
 heateddrawer00@walletofsatoshi.com 
 nyoron@ln.bitdevs.tw 
 EU-pleb here, kevinrav@noderunners.org 
 Ash@21m.lol lets gooooo all sats get paid forward 
 I trust crypto.com

here is my BTC address. LEGAL
391H1QEQYuJw8UXwcbfdWbPW9JnxPJi2dp

P.S. I opened it when I lived in the UK. 
 Ngmi  
 WHY? 
 NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS 
 NGMI 
 It's self-custody 
 I understand you value anonymity & privacy
I respect/protect that. my BTC is LEGAL
ID / phone / email / proof of address

you can track it on blockchain.com/explorer 
 open-transparent-everything
cuz I’m raising funds to buy DAO Island
and to launch INTERNET BANK / AGI 
 I wanna test something. just send me a bit 
 pako@lnaddress.com

Let there be zaps 
 spottyrandom88@walletofsatoshi.com
💙 
 bc1ptn3p6uy4f6csjkjhs6pyl8qdskme4aqpp75ke0dgun76k2sq9nask69222 
 lnbc1pjl7t84pp5ndh4r400x3jtfgkrqhw6vlnxe4rehqw7rke9ppqyvlyzk8pry6eqcqpjsp50dqpnt5lxq2pzm3gp89wk2muhlsnxte9n27qnu9jj6d8j9tu047s9q7sqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqsqqqqqysgqdqqmqz9gxqyjw5qrzjqwryaup9lh50kkranzgcdnn2fgvx390wgj5jd07rwr3vxeje0glclllp6uvxvc0y4sqqqqlgqqqqqeqqjqxh6y0h77x0ey424tfgdchnmtp7csa442cxjpyl7z3p69xvqkwvyxd5udhej2ndpg73mu2lwstl9p5wrhzdy2t5pkgedz9cshq3s5pecqljheqp 
 Where I live is also illegal, but they don't know it yet. 😁 

johnny@walletofsatoshi.com 
 zap@zap.stupleb.cc

Illegal zaps welcome. 
 F yeah, just broke the law 
 nosnevets@zeuspay.com 
 nonstoptoe40@walletofsatoshi.com 
 sault@blink.sv 
 The EU eh, oh dear. 
 LNURL1DP68GURN8GHJ7EM9W3SKCCNE9E3K7MF0D3H82UNVWQHKJCTWWSSY8WE3 
 03ee5bbf16ac9e27bd474eb9f52c3fd9ed0aff7f9bf848f2d2b893d067f970da71 
 Darthrider@zeuspay.com 
 zyrotin@zeuspay.com 
 Hodl@zeuspay.com 
 bitcoinbrandon@zeuspay.com 
 abcxyz@getalby.com 
 Nevermind, you said self custodial. 
 Let's break some laws together!

uxellodunum@mint.proxymana.net 
 bc1q9sdwgxxqf6ddug4wnefe7g6d4y5xn65vmrwt6r 
 Probably a bit late but anyway …

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 octaviani@stacker.news 
 To those who want to set up a self-custodial LN address, check out Zeus

nostr:note1alckaeteyswdgr8lugqc9n9uf7ps6gvuma8vmm4jm2cjqgpwypgsx44zan  
 Yo!

bitcoin:bc1px3j2t2x4hhrazknae9q252z5f2nyfrg30tedlr8tfkztlhh6p99qafuhqu?amount=0.00000069&lightning=lnbc690n1pjllga8sp52y8hsm0a5gu99jvtd4vj3wzlvsp2ry4u53jk2llvqczd0nxe6duspp5uv3j9x30c272cyas259vkd5ewcdmjmrvgzf4yw8a6506q44r8alsdqqnp4qwh05slmksqfkgdyz2wst9fewjmah2amldg3jg2pqzqgvr723mslqxqrrsxcqzzn9qyysgqw3k03k4fvhxzvwmhcfhc2jaj0q38zuldhs0jcwrkykyvy9grff6j6m3kgy63u700npkm9fpn9rutlgu7rr3a7lwj4gltr6krd0w0y7cq0ugz78 
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 trixie02@getalby.com 
 bizz@delta1.dev 
 mustardbulldog3@primal.net 
 redoz@zeuspay.com 
 burgundybullfrog1@primal.net 
 lnurl1dp68gurn8ghj7urjd9kkzmpwdejhgtewwajkcmpdddhx7amw9akxuatjd3cz7em0d3jx7ar5v4erycnj0wk 
 marius @bb.mountainlake.io 😃 
 Except you are not breaking any law which is actually in force at this moment. 
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 bc1quxcvzsplerauuldr8srfyv8qplxww5prayg970
Thank you 😊 
 0206ea71e1d599b322ee30b06ffee8b97bb4dac48637a02e5a71de8e378d4cc8db@ibtdysbhp7ejxfkmi7bxs7oyg4c72p267tzolqzmt5og35ocyawh5qid.onion:9735 
 It's custodial and KYC sorry doesn't count  
 I can't figure it out. Umbrel is not playing nice. Sorry.  
 I can't figure it out. Umbrel is not playing nice. Sorry.