What happens if you fart and well there is still a flame underneath you?  

 This was my first thought as well. It shows that our priorities are in check. 

 the shit?
… but not a bidet 💦 

 Un 💯 

 What sort of a shit note is this? 

 Love it. Norwegian shit. lol. 

 😂  Wonder how a courtesy flush would work. 🔥 

 Reminds me of Billy Madison for some reason... 

 bye bye butthole 🔥 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/pUkrhuWwHjQAAAAC/i-got-you.gif 

 🚽 

 🎵 🎶 🎵  Great turds of fire! 🔥 🔥 🔥  

 I’m
Burnin
I’m
Burnin
For 
You 

 neighbor had one.
dont be downwind of the vents. 

 Here’s the budget friendly version for all you HODLrs. Squat and drop turds like an OG 💩 https://image.nostr.build/c321ccdd808089f0b2ca3368557d2d5b4a9a7a705b01a020fea9c8d3020848d5.gif  

 thats primal 

 Pro tip: add a bidet by bring a squirt gun 😎 

 i can only imagine a bunch of dude shooting water at eachothers butts 

 I mean, I’ve seen full grown men lighting their farts on fire so it’s not that much of a stretch 😂 

 i swear if this becomes a nostr event... 

 I love you ❤️💕😘 

Oh MY HOT 🥵 

 Da champ! Almost there keep going  

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 rofl 

 Reminds me of the time I lived in a greenhouse converted to home and pooped in a bucket.  Great compost (for the orchard) 

 But does it come with a poop stool?  

 hi Bekka 👋  

 GM 🥪 

 GM PM 🌽 

 Incineration effect: 2000 W
Energy consumption per incineration: 1 - 2 kWh 

 is it safe for yurts tho? 

 16 shots? 

 😬🙏 is that a kind of yurt? 

 who are you, again? 

 human 🖖 

 i assume you want to stay that way

you've been on my dick for a minute, so if you are using a "chatbot" to come up with posts, DEACTIVATE 

 Lol  

 > Four people using the toilet for a week will only produce about one teacup of ash.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 

 I could only imagine taco bell installing these toilets and having their bathroom looking like a scene out of the holocaust 🫣 

 😂😂😂😂 yeah they should partner up and see how their toilet does. 

 😂😂😂 

 Been burning ridiculous amounts of wood (trees and trees and trees) since 2018 at hunting camp in a 3’ diameter fire ring. It might of risen 6”. It is wild how much the ash compacts. Lots of beverages at that pit! 

 🔥
https://image.nostr.build/d370e86344b1b1291b45ff3fbd5a7bb994e0648d97d6158b7be769cd194ee5fd.jpg 

 Occhio che ti incenerisce anche i gioielli 🌰🌰 di famiglia 😂😂😂 

 Occhio che ti incenerisce anche i gioielli 🌰🌰 di famiglia 😂😂😂 

 no bidet??
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 et phone home
😄 

 This is really cool. What about tubs? Someone please invent eco friendly tubs so people can soak in epsom salt without feeling like an asshole 

 But wait would there still be a need for incense or more of a need for incense? 

 would you like to talk about it first? 

 Eco-friendly but not really practical for a regular house usage. It’s designed for cabins and holiday homes, common in Norway. 

 wow you are ahead 

 How much?  Asking for a friend. 

 leave it to the white supremacists to invent a crematory oven toilet - https://image.nostr.build/b3654890ad0e403fc0a3e4d04b3ed5df9ba89bc1351adc92df0a0fb5439a57bb.png  

 Literally 

 Been around for quite some time in Norway. pretty common to use if you have a cabin somewhere more remote 

 remote places in Norway will often only have electricity and no water. makes it very efficient and useful, and you don’t need to empty it as often as a compost toilet, I believe. 

 Dats a toilet for a small hinny 👇 🧊 🫤 🧊 🫢 🫢  

 🔥 Pits said What? 

 Summer house has one, and it works great. Some once a season maintenance required but otherwise a good option if you have electricity but no sewage hookup. Don't run out of the paper liners though... 

 "Cinderella Comfort also comes with an LCD display that shows notifications and status at all times. "

hahahahaha  

 they're definitely not getting this 🤣🤠 

 😂 

 I want one.
! 

 How do you unearth shtuff like this? 

 
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 it's lacking an ASIC-heated bidet; but it'll do.