I want my email client to offer totally random responses for my draft email, like: - What were you THINKING?? - Boy howdy, that’s a lot to unpack. - Negatory on that one, good buddy. - I’ll see you on the Zooms. Bring your second. - Too long; didn’t read. Send me a Slack instead. - Did you really mean to send me that attachment? - Shhh, not over an open channel! - If I feel like it, sure. - Hail Eris!* * Special one for @a2d8cd62