I want my email client to offer totally random responses for my draft email, like:

- What were you THINKING??
- Boy howdy, that’s a lot to unpack.
- Negatory on that one, good buddy.
- I’ll see you on the Zooms. Bring your second.
- Too long; didn’t read. Send me a Slack instead.
- Did you really mean to send me that attachment?
- Shhh, not over an open channel!
- If I feel like it, sure.
- Hail Eris!*

* Special one for nostr:npub15tvv6c5rdcj2z03r5sw5dzl36qx2kkpqe47yscckve5a2h0psstspyp4uz