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 Just two days after the Bitcoin Halving I wore my @Botev hoodie all day today and no one recognized it. We're still early 🤣 
 excuse me, would you please call Jack Patrick Dorsey and confirm which bitcoin/nostr/whatever conferences he may be attending in the next few months?
i would like to protect him 
 Sure. Lemme just call Jack on our Purple Nostrich phone given to OGs.  
 Muted for a reason… 
 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 
 you have already been warned, Lisa Taylor 
 and you can check on facebook
that is my friend from before high school, who has a picture with Jason Mamoa 
 you actually mean that none of you can figure out how to get a call through to him?
its deathly urgent 
 Sounds like it. 
 You need to relay your request to the CEO of Nostr 
 The chain of command used to me something. We have fallen so far. 🤣 
 Ask him if he’s coming to #NostrVillage at @PUBKEY next month. 
 Tell me more... ;) 
 not remotely, idiot 
 What r u yapping about 
 does son of vin or saylor or anyone else you folks can get in touch with know how to call him? 
 I mean we can just be like, yo @jack are you coming to NYC on 5/30? We need another Nostr pleb to speak. 
 i dont know what this means 
 That’s okay, he will. 
 no dawg, the point is that i need to know

and not with an "i love jack" idiocy 
 I’m not the one with the apparent obsession. Why don’t you finish setting up your profile first. 
 would anyone like to tell 'the daniel' or 'the marie' if i need advice about my profile? 
 No 
 When is this happening exactly? 
 Thursday, May 30th from 2-8 PM. 

I haven’t finished the planning yet, I was too tied up in Halving stuff but next week I’m going to focus more energy on it. 
 I’ll try to come. Wish it was on a weekend though. 
 if i can get a direct verification that he will be there i will come

otherwise do not advertise with this shit 
 Who? 
 Someone with no username and profile pic has an opinion. 
 describe how that matters

im the one who told you to update your bitcoin rules 
 it is difficult on some nostr apps to see the back end of a chain of conversation

im going to assume you are an idiot, since youve been on nostr much longer than me 
 Apologies if my “Who?” Wasn’t enough for  you know to understand how much I don’t care about that person coming or not. 
 i ask for one very simple thing 
 he's taking about some Patrick guy 
 Ok, it’s verified 
 He needs someone to follow. 🐑 
 great, i assume i will see a verification on his account, or another source that isn't an account called 'i love jack' only visible through one or two nostr apps 
 I can’t work weekends, plus it’s the day we always do bitcoin-focused events and a lot of people are going to be traveling to Oslo so I’ll have my run of the place. 
 Shouldn’t be difficult to do. I’ll start planning. 
 if he would like, he can just confirm on primal 
 so early 
 Eventually we'll look back on these jokes and think wow we were hilarious or wow we were crazy 🤣 
 And the zaps. Did we really zap 2100 sats to people because they posted a dank meme? That will be a ton of money or nothing.