remove toast insert fork 

 If you cut in half you're literally an axe murderer 

 TIL square is an option. Ew. 

 🔺️ 

What weirdo likes bitting into the flat of a sandwich? 

And yall thought THAT I WAS CRAZY!? 

 The one on the right is a hate symbol 

 Genuinely depends on the style of sandwich. 

 For instance, Superstacked deli sando cut it in half. Fried chicken sandwich, cut it on bias. 

 Triangle 

 triangle! 

 Triangle is easier to measure. The other one you gotta bring out the ruler of die of ocd  

 the biggest fight me and my wife had was about she didnt wanted to choose her part after I divided in two slices. I refused to eat any of the two parts unless she chooses her. She cried, but if we want to have a great future we cant bring bad economic incentives in our life😤 

 One cuts one chooses. 

Antonop thought me that. 💡  

 The wife was https://media.tenor.com/8mddYUccA9cAAAAM/wrong-drumpf.gif  

 Mozzarella 

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 Just meat 😏 

 Instructions unclear. My dick is now in a panini press 

 GOD NO ABORT THE PRESS 

 😂😂 

 triangle, but real og will do scalene triangle + an irregular quadrilater 

 totally deranged maxi bitcoiner capitalists will do little scalene triangle and an irregular pentagon 

 and label it "deconstructed" for the hipsters 

 You obviously get more sandwich if you cut in triangle.  Just look at it  

 Facts 

 Steak. 

 steak sandwitch. Top, bottom and cheese in the middle.  

 Triangle 

 Triangle! 

 Cut triangle one more time then I'm in 

 Triangle, how are you feeling today? 

 Triangle. The other one is just to piss people off. 

 Trizzytri 

 Square, the triangle messes up the bread/meat distribution. 

 is this whats on you mind if you are not smoking? 

 When I was a child I preferred the square, but now that I'm a man I prefer the triangle. 

#TeamTriangle