When I was younger I thought seeing clothes hanging on lines was associated with poor people in slums.  But once I got older and didn't care what people thought of me, I took to hanging my clothes out to dry because it is cheaper. The clothes aren't as soft but they last longer. 

 Just tell them you’re living green. That’s all the rage, will make you look sophisticated. 

Then on Nostr just tell everyone it was stealing juice from your miners. 

Problem solved. 

 A cup of vinegar in your rinse cycle will substitute for fabric softener.