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tigs | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 CLEARLY... the bubble ones your husband wears.

Frog is kinda cool but the eyes scream, "simpsons three-eyed fish"🤣
Golden Penis Shoes... NGL, unique at least!
The Lobster is kinda freaky, I think your dogs would eat it
The human feet look like a thing gorillas would wear in Planet of the Apes

🤔 - I think human feet would be funniest on you if you were going full gorilla suit too
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Noshole | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I wasn’t planning on the gorilla suit, I thought the feet might be nice with a sundress 🎉
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tigs | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Hahah... will defo zap if you walk like this too 😂
https://m.primal.net/KJJX.jpg