Omg I forgot about the fish though…. https://i.nostr.build/swISB8ST1N6ObRsF.jpg  

 Fish!! They're all great though 😂 

 There’s something extra realistic about the fish ones 😂😂😂 

 I've seen similar ones at Academy and always giggle and think who tf would wear these 🤣🤣 

 Literally me 😂😂😂😂 

 None of these are acceptable 

 I made a mold of my own feet that are oriented backwards.  They'll never find me, unless they are a timetraveler.  

 As I said… 🤣🫶😵‍💫 

 I don't speak emoji, so I'll assume that you don't mean you intend to choke me, the way the fingers are oriented would really apply a lot of pressure to a throat. 

 Maybe I do… but only if you’re into that 

 My jiujitsu days are behind me. 

 Whhhhhhaaaaaaat??? Why? Also, where were you yesterday? I was looking for you in corny 

 Dear lord… those gold ones in the second pic. 

 Yeah….im not sure what that’s supposed to be….some sort of unicorn shoe? 

 https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=5WCoRGbT3CM 

 I’m sure that’s it. 

 Labsta 

 I loveeee that lobstahs too 

 The gold dikker or the lobster one, Definitely.  

 Did you see the fish ones tho??? 

 Lobster 🦞 ones are 🔥  

 Damn I think I’m gonna get them 

 Do it! 

 Definitely the first ones. Imagine your toes coming out of that red mouth 😂 

 I’ll go for the second picture, the unicorn 🦄 ones. 

 CLEARLY... the bubble ones your husband wears.

Frog is kinda cool but the eyes scream, "simpsons three-eyed fish"🤣
Golden Penis Shoes... NGL, unique at least!
The Lobster is kinda freaky, I think your dogs would eat it
The human feet look like a thing gorillas would wear in Planet of the Apes

🤔 - I think human feet would be funniest on you if you were going full gorilla suit too 

 I wasn’t planning on the gorilla suit, I thought the feet might be nice with a sundress 🎉 

 Hahah... will defo zap if you walk like this too 😂
https://m.primal.net/KJJX.jpg