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 AMUSE ME!
I've had crippling migraine and spasms last three days, it's awful, I grew toxic, bitchy and pathetic. Basically turned into a twitter user.
COMMENT WITH SOME FUNNY BS AND I'LL ZAP AWAY EVERYBODY UNTIL I RUN OUT.*
*which will be soon because I'm fu--ing poor, so hurry up.

#meme #joke #plebchain #introductions https://media.tenor.com/D_kiFcRHPaAAAAAC/ali-g-dance-for-me-bitch.gif
 
 Hello, I AM a crippling migraine.  
 Not mine, I like your weird depressing shit🤓 
 https://theforestjar.com/ 
 WHAT IS THIS??😂😂😂 
 Wait, you're that chick voice from Flirting with Bitcoin? Oh no. I always imagined you as a blonde with some messy bun, in like tennis white outfit, big boobs. Idk why. I'll have to give that voice totally new face. And probably more respectable clothing.👀😩😂 
 😅😅😅 that's hilarious and amazing and I'm very sorry to disappoint 
 That you sound like how younger Dolly Parton looked? I guess that's very much ok😁 
 Hey, whatever can keep your attention on #Bitcoin 🤠 
 No.🧐 
I'm married woman and enjoy objectifying other women, because jealousy keeps me going.🧐
Also I'm a maxi for a long time.😁
But you guys run really neat podcast!👍
https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/58896d48ef10e4bb307288aafeb3d3fcfc4c4189973228f1b577d7ac49c01c44.webp 
 Thank you so much for listening 🙇🏻‍♀️ it's an honor to be objectified by you! A maxi 🙌🏼

Also, thank you for blessing my feed with Dolly 😍 
 I'm actually sitting here waiting for @Ian to finish setting us up to record the show. I'm definitely telling this story tonight. 😅 Lemme know if I can give you a shout-out by name! 
 You definitely can😩😂😂😂 
 Please, give everyone a hello from the middle of EU, where grass is green, women are pretty and economy's a wet dream of every young socialist.🫶😆😭 
 We recorded before I saw this! I hesitated to name you without your permission but I basically read out our whole exchange. Cause it was too good 😅 
 You're great, guys. I listened to you in a car, but my kids don't appreciate, so I'm forbidden.😑 Now it's unending circle of Coffin dance songs😵‍💫 
 😅 sorry we can't compete with art. Thank you again for the support 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 
 Bearetta, the true maxi! 
 ARE YOU SAING I'M FAT OR SOMETHING??

Cos yea, I am.😏😂
😩Also I'm too lazy to take the rest seriously anymore, it's just like collecting stickers. I still own that one Worldcoin, for example.😁 
 🤣

Summer is comming and it is much easier to eat less and move around more. You can do it!

My maxi beer belly agrees. 
 We are SO going to do a belly bump on some beerstr. Like a high-five, but low, bigger and much more cool. And sexy.🧐😂 
 Hope you get relief from your migraine soon! 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/wG25v.jpg  
 Aaawwww☺️ Thank you. 
 Sorry to hear you're having a hard time 🫂🫂 I hope you get a giggle out of this. https://image.nostr.build/980669be342a350bb78e32211192fe9fa5faac010b4644a94fb88ee104362034.jpg 
 😩😀 #catstr 
  https://image.nostr.build/fd65429fcbcc49a0a4f4a22a70306f1762e9f91a89e3cfd6aa2d5f2ff687978d.jpg  
 Dammit, I wanted to say I'm vibing with 6, but after closer observation I feel them all. 
 7 
 I knew it.
You're so 7. 
 1 is also tempting 😂 
 I take 6 for most of the time and 9, when I'm after three coffees or beers. 
 8. Today is definitely 8. 
 👀 @Ben Wehrman 
 @₿äretta 🇨🇿 get healed up, friend!! These resources will get you on the path to good as new ❤️👇
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 I'm on carnivore🤷🏻‍♀️ 
 But I'm thinking about trying to elevate salt intakes.
Yesterday I was roaming the apartment at night, everything felt like shit and only Ibuprofen let me sleep last three days. The feeling was just some unease, tension, like if the wiring inside was all wrong. Then I found half a bag of salted chips and took them to bed, because whatever. And even if it didn't taste good, it made me feel overall better.🤔 Maybe just extra Magnesium didn't cut it this time, I might be missing salt even if I eat a lot of ham and salami.🤔 
 Oh man, sorry to hear you're still dealing with this even after fixing the diet component!

Some other rabbit holes to explore if you haven't already, to see if they help: 

Grounding, cold plunge, sauna, red light therapy, reverse osmosis water filter

Wishing you all the best, and please keep us updated 🙏❤️ 
 Thanks! You're too kind. I'll check out what's grounding and reverse osmosis filter, otherwise we shower in cold (hence my polar bear and nick in pun) and instead of red light I'm just trying to catch sun - I kinda believe a bulb cannot substitute that huge life giver. Or is there some other difference in that?