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 @Rasterman Nigger, what the hell is that Link getup?

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 @Christi Junior @Rasterman man literally decided to become tingle LMAO 
 @Christi Junior @Rasterman KOOLOO-LIMPAH!

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 @9ea38823 @Christi Junior The three outfits say that. Is that deep Tingle lore? Is it a spell? The name of his country? What he says as he dismembers his victims? ...Not sure what he's about but from the way people react to Link wearing his clothes, I'm getting weird vibes. :pepe_feelsweird: 
 @Christi Junior I wanted to show the people I had been around, getting treasure; but didn't want to scare them off with the "Fierce Deity" outfit or the like, so I picked up a harmless-looking one.

And to show Link is a pro-monarchy capitalist, I carried my Hudson Construction cutouts in support of Hyrule's restoration efforts.

For some reason, though, people react scared, disgusted or annoyed when Link walks up to them. I tried changing clothes and only seems to happen with the Tingle suit. What did Tingle do to get this reaction of out people? :thinking:

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 @Rasterman Didn't I already tell you that Tingle in The Wind Waker was in prison for diddling kids, and later discovered to have his own Epstein island where he enslaves people and forces them to dress up just like him? 
 @Christi Junior WTF, I don't remember it being that colourful; but I thought it was Beedle.

Welp, Tingle sounds like a major problem. Wondering what calamity affects people in that game that nobody decided to go Gary Plauché on him. 
 @Christi Junior @Rasterman 
Wind Waker Tingle really is just a gay Jeffrey Epstein.