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 @Rasterman Didn't I already tell you that Tingle in The Wind Waker was in prison for diddling kids, and later discovered to have his own Epstein island where he enslaves people and forces them to dress up just like him? 
 @Christi Junior WTF, I don't remember it being that colourful; but I thought it was Beedle.

Welp, Tingle sounds like a major problem. Wondering what calamity affects people in that game that nobody decided to go Gary Plauché on him. 
 @Christi Junior @Rasterman 
Wind Waker Tingle really is just a gay Jeffrey Epstein.