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 “Can we buy a house yet?” 


@CARLA x @Titcoin https://i.nostr.build/i0I6nZsJMiRa0sBL.jpg  
 Lolololol 
 Women, am I right, fellas? 
 Never. 
 Houses are a shitcoin. 
Unless you have a wife & kids & are somewhat normal. 
Then they are a necessity. 

Get that house. But do it without putting anything down & maybe try to extend the first payment out about 2 years. 👑🧮🍾✅🚀🥄 
 And dogs 
 Dogs?  Dogs? 🧐🤔

Out. Now.  Door on the left. Before I throw something at you, move quickly. 
I’d take a dog over 100% of the people on Nostr. Starting with you. https://image.nostr.build/fc36fa1fcb4ff92b0b7564f2edf548f40666d8cd63032265997b236f7e2fbcf4.jpg  
 Me to wife: check your retirement accounts $MSTR just made you a multimillionaire.

Wife: Oh cool! What should we do for lunch? Stew maybe? 
 Bless her 🧡 
 A sign you married the right woman.  
 Absolutely 
 Multimillionaire < Multigazillionaire

HFSP. 
 Yeah my wife didn’t care too much about the 3.5X her retirement account did after I had her buy FBTC/MSTR a couple years ago lol

As it should be 
 lmfaoo same. they trust us with the money so they can focus on the things they care about😂 
 literally no reaction. complete and utter trust 
 Get a farm instead! Hard to keep goats in the back yard in the suburbs. 
 I shan’t apologize for wanting my own home!!! I may be into bitcoin but I’m still a lady 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 
 And you shall have one, my love. (Just slightly later in this cycle 😘) 
 still really Insane that magic internet money can buy brand new cars today 🤯

house SOON™️👀 
 Start looking now. You will want to see enough of whats in the market and it will help you make an informed choice. So that your list of demands is clear and if something pops up you have all your ducks in a row to pull the trigger on the property that feels like home, not an overpriced financial tool you can't wait to flip. 
 i believe just because you said shan’t and it wasnt weird. 
 😂 
 I was today years old when I found out that homeless women w/a cold storage solution are my type. 🫠 
 Rent it for now 🎯 
 In developing countries, yes 
 Renting a house is underrated. If you rent directly from an owner being willing to give you a long term lease with contractual options to extends is something I’ve found is usually negotiable, especially if you offer a larger security deposit to make them more comfortable you won’t trash the place. Allow WAY more to be invested in BTC. 
 Just one more cycle babe.  
 Me: I’m selling BTCs at $125K and buy a house. 
Wife: No, why?  It’s going to be $250K sooner or later. 
Me: Wondering to myself. When did she become more bullish than me?