“Can we buy a house yet?”

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Lolololol


Women, am I right, fellas?


Never.


Houses are a shitcoin.
Unless you have a wife & kids & are somewhat normal.
Then they are a necessity.

Get that house. But do it without putting anything down & maybe try to extend the first payment out about 2 years. 👑🧮🍾✅🚀🥄


Me to wife: check your retirement accounts $MSTR just made you a multimillionaire.

Wife: Oh cool! What should we do for lunch? Stew maybe?


Bless her 🧡


A sign you married the right woman.


Multimillionaire < Multigazillionaire

HFSP.


Get a farm instead! Hard to keep goats in the back yard in the suburbs.


Absolutely


Yeah my wife didn’t care too much about the 3.5X her retirement account did after I had her buy FBTC/MSTR a couple years ago lol

As it should be


I shan’t apologize for wanting my own home!!! I may be into bitcoin but I’m still a lady 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼


And you shall have one, my love. (Just slightly later in this cycle 😘)


i believe just because you said shan’t and it wasnt weird.


And dogs


I was today years old when I found out that homeless women w/a cold storage solution are my type. 🫠


:keks:


Rent it for now 🎯


Dogs?  Dogs? 🧐🤔

Out. Now.  Door on the left. Before I throw something at you, move quickly.
I’d take a dog over 100% of the people on Nostr. Starting with you. https://image.nostr.build/fc36fa1fcb4ff92b0b7564f2edf548f40666d8cd63032265997b236f7e2fbcf4.jpg


In developing countries, yes


still really Insane that magic internet money can buy brand new cars today 🤯

house SOON™👀


lmfaoo same. they trust us with the money so they can focus on the things they care about😂


literally no reaction. complete and utter trust


Renting a house is underrated. If you rent directly from an owner being willing to give you a long term lease with contractual options to extends is something I’ve found is usually negotiable, especially if you offer a larger security deposit to make them more comfortable you won’t trash the place. Allow WAY more to be invested in BTC.


Start looking now. You will want to see enough of whats in the market and it will help you make an informed choice. So that your list of demands is clear and if something pops up you have all your ducks in a row to pull the trigger on the property that feels like home, not an overpriced financial tool you can't wait to flip.


Just one more cycle babe.


Me: I’m selling BTCs at $125K and buy a house.
Wife: No, why?  It’s going to be $250K sooner or later.
Me: Wondering to myself. When did she become more bullish than me?


Cheers🖖

Cheers🖖


Ohhh husbant… now we are homeress because you no spent #bitcoin onry stack sats https://i.nostr.build/RRbJHJQ0GTaONTnD.jpg  nostr:note18rfgkejmvh3a0nfru6s0k385kw9fxmgzz0hcmkgzw2u7q6cs9rhqfm8nly