Ah, I thought I was missing something deeper.
I’m afraid I do use WoS as a demo wallet when showing people BTC and I do have 100,000 Sats for demo purposes. WoS presents an easy first step - install, set to local currency and you’re away - but I do explain further and certainly go on encourage full self sovereignty. I practise what I preach.
This is why Wallet of Satoshi NGU. I don’t orange pill often but when I do, it’s never with cucked software. This is a cop-out and explains the embarrassing situation.