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 Wait a second... my man was a hodler??? https://www.businessinsider.com/man-gets-prison-time-after-caught-stolen-bitcoin-2023-4

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 No he was spending the bitcoin, some random thieves broke into his house and stole stuff and a laptop or some shit, he reported a shitload of bitcoin stolen and the local PD reported this to the IRS or FBI I forget, they then raided his house and found his safe and all of the other bitcoin on his devices. The guy just wasn’t smart about the whole thing, on the other hand that one gym bro schizophrenic linux guy got raided and forgot to yank his USB key for his tails session, exposing shitloads of his illegal darkweb transactions. Only for the brain dead woman cop to yank the fucking USB out on her own.

https://media.salastil.com/media/8cd92a6ae382fba7fcc89d5e102671237d84333e8f497c344a48bb73a80e2473.mp4 
 Who's the schizophrenic Linux guy you're referring to? 
 If the US holds these funds for enough time, we will be able to fund the entire government based on it :)