IPFS is dead. 

 this?

https://s3.poster.place/poster-media/f4bd555a8189d5d86fe2561b77f7b28fa3fa14f17a56010b46b974fed6906e79.png 

 https://media.tenor.com/YGV1m0f5oOAAAAAC/homer-simpson-hide-in-shrubs.gif
 

 i also like to know 

 Bittorrent dude. It's older, but works better than ipfs