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 400 milligrams of caffeine and I feel nothing. This is probably unhealthy. 😂 
 That's hearsay, your honor. 
 Rookie numbers, honestly.  
 I mean, my heart is beating, but I don't feel any less tired. 😅 
 Caffeine never makes me not tired, only unable to sleep. No fun 
 When I'm not extremely sleep deprived, it seems to help. But, other than that, I think when I'm this tired, it's kind of pointless.  
 you need a different delivery mechanism. make loose leaf green tea so strong you barely drink it and see what happens 
 Drink warm water.
Take deep breaths and hold your breath for longer than usual. When exhaling, exhale completely. 
 Oh gosh! 
They got you really, really hard man… 😂  
Cheers ☕️ 😜 
 Decaf time 😂 
 Try sniffing it 
 That should just do meth like an adult. 😂 
 Meth is bad for you! Better off doing cocaine 😂 
 Are you Drew Nickens? 
 You need a month off.