Oddbean new post about login | logout This man approaches you at a party and starts talking about decentralized social media protocols, wyd? https://i.nostr.build/Q7dqq.jpg
poke his belly
Ask him why he's not got a bigger fridge/freezer😬.
Tell him I'm going down with the ship formerly known as Twitter and after that I'm just going to curl up in a ball and accept defeat.
Ask him why lnd is better than cln
Give him a vodka shot
Correct answer.
Offer him a few rips of my dmt vape
im down
Oh dam fam we gonna have a really fun talk after breaking though the dome
👀 👌
When 11k
Ask him where I can get that shirt!
Handshake and npub drop
Thank 🙏 and hug 🫂
Ask questions. First one that comes to mind: how can storage of decentralized social media scale?
answer: you don’t need to store everything forever
YOU, ZAP DAT ASS!
The correct answer is “zap him,” right? 😄
Immediately zap, that’s what! 😎⚡️
Do you wear one-legged trousers/pants?
I think that may be a knee brace
Zap him, buy him shots, and collaborate with him to engage the entire room with nostr education, connecting with the audience. #TakeThePowerBack!! https://image.nostr.build/c768585ac64265b4081934d93dfb0984d65feede77471595167a0621a639ba44.jpg
Probably sleep with him. Thank god I'm on leash. You're asking on wrong network, friend.
https://i.nostr.build/BR7dA.jpg
😆 In all seriousness, whispering ACAB to a guy's ear here is the equivalent of taking bra off🤷🏻♀️
a bit crazy-eyed, I probably say something nice about nostr and then back away slowly
Punch him in the face
I would say I’m well versed in decentralized protocols and offer to zap him on his face.
Danger to society. Lock him up.
Buy the dip
would, 10/10 🤣 🤣 (fucking awesome tshirt!)
But what about ending hate speech? https://image.nostr.build/09106da95a5d4bbd621aade514bf1c2db15f786153bf6b979a82f8650cd52698.jpg
Zap him ⚡ Then tell him about decentralized music and to listen to self-hosted artists on LNBeats.com 🙃
first things first, compliment him on his hair. he didn't roll out of bed like that. then, ask him what "decentralized" actually means. A friend of mine mentioned a long time ago that he was a fan of decentralization and I assumed he meant "Web3" whatever tf that meant. Ask him if it's a) difficult to check out, and b) legal
Nice tee 😘
Zap him
I tell him he has is shirt on backwardsly.
Try to contain my excitement while I compliment his swag and gush about my ideas for stuff to built atop the protocol
Your house seems like a Brazilian’s house
#Learn.
find the nearest exit
Tell him about how distilled water, lithium chloride and methylene blue changed my life. https://image.nostr.build/e0ea2ea071773ed087c9d2aa20882181db297738ee9eb56d1288ed8dfddabc5f.jpg
Zap that sob.
Say, "Hi, JB"
I don't take him seriously because he's wearing shorts.
Seems normal 🖖
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Let's talk framented LN enabled IPFS, via time paid storage techniques, followed by distribution and app data re-assembly and bandwidth. Do you trust AWS and Big Brother are you concerned by new canadian regulation? But only if I ran into that guy, nobody else would care.
