This man approaches you at a party and starts talking about decentralized social media protocols, wyd? https://i.nostr.build/Q7dqq.jpg


Thank him 🤝


“Hello Officer.. he’s back”


poke his belly


Ask him why he's not got a bigger fridge/freezer😬.


Tell him I'm going down with the ship formerly known as Twitter and after that I'm just going to curl up in a ball and accept defeat.


I'd say "wen android client?" 👀


Ask him why lnd is better than cln


Give him a vodka shot


Share my npub


Buy him a drink 🤙🏼


this is how fights start


Offer him a few rips of my dmt vape


When 11k


Welcome to RTSON 🟣


im down


Lfgo


Ask him where I can get that shirt!


Offer to smoke a joint with him to make the conversation more interesting. 😂


Oh dam fam we gonna have a really fun talk after breaking though the dome


Handshake and npub drop


Follow me first -> npub•••••

😄


Thank 🙏 and hug 🫂


Politely nod while mentally drafting a note about how I ended up in a real-life decentralized social media party and met Will.


IRL? I’d be so shocked!! 🤣


zap him and naively tell him about a product I wish existed


Ask questions. First one that comes to mind: how can storage of decentralized social media scale?


Ask where that shirt came from 🔥!


answer: you don’t need to store everything forever


Ask for a free hat


YOU, ZAP DAT ASS!


The correct answer is “zap him,” right? 😄


Immediately zap, that’s what! 😎⚡


Unless you want to and run your own relay


Yass 👏

Yass 👏


Do you wear one-legged trousers/pants?


nice t-shirt


Pull out my phone and zaps him 🫡
Proceeds to ask him where he got the shirt.


im into it


Zap him, buy him shots, and collaborate with him to engage the entire room with nostr education, connecting with the audience.

#TakeThePowerBack!!

 https://image.nostr.build/c768585ac64265b4081934d93dfb0984d65feede77471595167a0621a639ba44.jpg


Looks like a peasant.


What you said


😂 https://image.nostr.build/8575c6b16e1f10ac76dbab7414c8305282812ccf0ff12aa295c062840c67c6d4.jpg


Would say: Damn I wish I bought that sexy nerdy shirt last week 🤣🫂


I think that may be a knee brace


Give him $5 million in VC funding.


Probably sleep with him.
Thank god I'm on leash.
You're asking on wrong network, friend.


a bit crazy-eyed, I probably say something nice about nostr and then back away slowly


Punch him in the face


I would say I’m well versed in decentralized protocols and offer to zap him on his face.


not on the face please


🤙 https://image.nostr.build/d7067759c15af5d2af5fee58e25bf1acd14a4b869b2d97584cbda226115057ff.jpg


Danger to society. Lock him up.


i'm not afraida no face zaps!


Listen to him ;)


Listen


having said that, immutable stores are cheaper than ones that can be deleted, and pruning them down can be cheaper too


heh i almost bought one of those shirts at the conference


Buy the dip


would, 10/10  🤣 🤣     (fucking awesome tshirt!)


Listening and asking a lot of questions


😆
In all seriousness, whispering ACAB to a guy's ear here is the equivalent of taking bra off🤷🏻♀


Glad I didn't say it, first.

LOL


I've heard he likes old fashions.


I'm with you.


Buying that man a beer


🫡 GM


Cry out to nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev for help… 😁


Shake his hand.


But what about ending hate speech? https://image.nostr.build/09106da95a5d4bbd621aade514bf1c2db15f786153bf6b979a82f8650cd52698.jpg


Zap him ⚡ Then tell him about decentralized music and to listen to self-hosted artists on LNBeats.com 🙃


first things first, compliment him on his hair. he didn't roll out of bed like that.
then, ask him what "decentralized" actually means. A friend of mine mentioned a long time ago that he was a fan of decentralization and I assumed he meant "Web3" whatever tf that meant.
Ask him if it's a) difficult to check out,  and b) legal


I listen with respect 𓅦


would


Lite up a fat one, take a puff, sit back and enjoy the ride…


Nice tee 😘


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


decentralize the conversation by going to another spot


Zap him


This man approaches you at a party and starts talking about decentralized social media protocols, wyd? https://i.nostr.build/Q7dqq.jpg


Correct answer.


Buying him a beer


Sign up 🧐


I tell him he has is shirt on backwardsly.


Try to contain my excitement while I compliment his swag and gush about my ideas for stuff to built atop the protocol


Have a nice chat cuz on spectrum?


Your house seems like a Brazilian’s house


#Learn.


Propose Marriage


"Where can I buy that Tshirt?"


find the nearest exit


Tell him about how distilled water, lithium chloride and methylene blue changed my life. https://image.nostr.build/e0ea2ea071773ed087c9d2aa20882181db297738ee9eb56d1288ed8dfddabc5f.jpg


Zap that sob.


Shaka

Shaka


smart


PV 🤙

PV 🤙


Central banking is slavery

Central banking is slavery


A única forma de ter liberdade é no anonimato, todos os serviços devem ser descentralizado.


id tell u i like ur shirt & keep saving the world & thank you


I need to go get another drink.


nice glasses


Zap him immediately


jo

jo


are you anarchist?


Listen to every idea and thought this guy has about the topic 👂🫂


How much time do you have


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Nod and smile, just nod and smile…


Say, "Hi, JB"


Offer him a drink 😄


I shut the fuck up and listen


I don't take him seriously because he's wearing shorts.


Let's talk framented LN enabled IPFS, via time paid storage techniques, followed by  distribution and app data re-assembly and bandwidth.  Do you trust AWS and Big Brother are you concerned by new canadian regulation?  But only if I ran into that guy, nobody else would  care.


Seems normal 🖖


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flattered, really man, but I'm straight


You buy that fucking man a drink