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 Weak af 
  @MartyBent ROOKIE NUMBERS 
 guess we're waiting on that 50k to opensats 
 Don’t you think it’s probably a security/privacy issue to see how many days someone has received? Doesn’t that put them and their families at risk? 
 Et tu ODELL? 
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 That would have been a poeticically timed note 7 days ago. 
 Creating a circular economy indeed. 
 Oof ... Zaps fired

... Or not 
 Who the fook is that guy. 
 Gotta zap ⚡️harder 
 Wouldn’t wanna be the laughing stock of the country. 
 Where do we find this information? I feel like i've zapped way more than marty and im not even popular on here lmao 
 HE’S GETTING THERE 🫡 
 what client shows these stats 
 @MartyBent  I thought you were a savage?? LFG!!!!!🔥

The freaks need some thunder ⚡️🥁⚡️

https://youtu.be/Af0P6XEkI7Y?si=UDjNIcYKCF-6ii-9 
 Blue check vibes 
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 These numbers are fudged! 
https://m.primal.net/HnUv.jpg 
 I feel like the most generous zapper would be Zap negative (send more than receive) at the very least. 

Time to zap those 2M sats to the plebs Marty 😁

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 Marty McScrooge over here 
 Using nostr.band to call
People out for zap stats is harassment, stop harassing @MartyBent 

Nostr.band statistics are fake news, and prove the old phrase there are Lies, Damn lies, and Statistics (provided by nostr.band) 
 Shame on him 
 ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS 
 @MartyBent "you should consider it" 
 I FEEL SPECIAL 
https://m.primal.net/HnVA.jpg 
 He's winning, we aren't lol 
 I really appreciate all the tough love you give Marty 

Never change 

🫡 
 Why is it that when I look at my profile, it says I've only sent 4k sats? I know I've sent more in a single day than that. #asknostr  
 Lol "Zap shaming" 
 😂 
 Damn, that’s a lot of taking vs giving. Talk about getting ratio’d 
 One of the most prolific zappers of our time. 
 i  only zapped like 8times less then Marty, i feel like i am doing pretty OK :D 
 POZ - PROOF OF ZAPS 
 Ge 
 🙏 
 npub shaming 
 Stay humble hoard sats like Marty 
 What service is delivering those nice stats? 
 Marty 2M sat ZAP INCOMING 😉 
 Marty Bent winning on this note so far.

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 I also don’t love that these are public.

Are people going to pay tax on these? 🤣

Do zaps out count as an expense against the zaps in revenue? 
 Some clients like amethyst have private zaps, but then you don't get to brag about em' 
 That’s an interesting trade off. 
  @MartyBent ONLY ZAPS ANONYMOUSLY THIS IS WHY THE STATS LIE. THERE ARE RUMORS THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO  ZAP ANONYMOUSLY BUT THOSE RUMORS ARE FALSE.  
 Nice lol 
 Trying to keep up with the  @ODELL 's is the new jones in nostr 
 I wonder if there would be more zaps if they were private, instead of public?

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 Ooof 
 Almost as bad as a Blue Check 
 STOP SIMPING FOR MARTY TONY. 
 hiding his porn usage obvs 
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