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 What do you think they discussed? Wrong answers only 

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 Who is more dangerous; a spider or a Vatican member? 🀣 
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 My sources tell me it was a long debate on the validity of string theory 
 #String #Theory 

Why I have an expert right here πŸ€£πŸ™
https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/78ef8e0628a8068eb79756a280c90ab3d8a64f540b096aac641110844e94019f.webp 
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 Now thats an expert I can trustπŸ˜‚ 
 I’ll get another pic of her soon. She’s one of my favorites ever. Total Savage. Worse than when Gertrude had her babies years ago. 🀣 
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 This is a momma spider I made friends with this summer. She dropped the egg sack a couple months ago so is no longer with us, but two of her babies are sorta grown and still hanging out on my porch. I talk to em all the time

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 Love that … very pretty 😍  
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 Yea I had my own personal Charlotte's WebπŸ˜†  
 LMFAO πŸ€ͺ SAME … it’s always gonna be one man for me. He’s always been the one. 🀣😊 
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 Circumcising his spider dick 
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 LMAO 🀣 
 How to find that damn woman who keeps destroying their plans.  
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 arachnopopeia 
 They aren't having a conversation;πŸ€”πŸ§

Spidey's installing a web shooter in the Pope's right hand...😜 
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 "You mean I can really be forgiven for letting that crook get away who then shot my Uncle Ben?" 
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 "My priests keep leaving samples of their web where they shouldn't. What's the best way to clean that up?"