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 Definitely not, don’t need anyone’s zaps 😂😂💜 
 Since when does anyone zap womens' pics? 🤷‍♀️
I only really get zaps for long articles or tech support.

*that moment when I realize I'm femaling wrong, again* 😂 
 😂😂 I’ll zap you babe 💜 
 Mostly us girls zapping each other. 😂 
 Sisters are doing it for themselves 🫡💜💜 
 It's like in real life, where only women give me complements and men just be like

https://c.tenor.com/FGHiDgOJ4MIAAAAd/tenor.gif 
 Same here, but I bet your husband gives you compliments all the time 💜🫂 
 Only if you call trying to molest me while I cook dinner or check the mail a compliment. 😂

MOST SINCERE COMPLIMENT, BITCHEZ! 
 you don't need compliments, you ooze confidence, that's another part of why you have a funny profile 
 Do I really? 😂 Like a dude. 
 yes... i didn't get you at first when you were stellainforest but at one point you were like the kind of lass who was my last girlfriend in amsterdam in 2015... maybe some day i'll explain it to you but suffice it to say she boomed confidence and was used to being surrounded by stupid boys 
 Tomboys, ftw. 
 I’m just having woman fun with Marie 🤣 
 Everyone knows I’m an idiot and no one takes me seriously 😂😂💜 
 Not true i zap ur pics 😤 
 7 sats 😂 
 I prefer to look at it as “7 entire frickin bonafide real sats” but you ain’t wrong 
 And with a whole lotta love 💜 
 I'm a total baller with my 27 sats. 😂 
 Show off. 💯 
 less words more pixels you unmarried e-whore 
 NO PIXELS 4 U! 
 ok, less words more dominatrix you e-dominatrix whore madam 
 badum TISS 
 I can't kill the mystery. I've just revealed the clavicles. Next up, the feet. 
 now now, stop that