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 Somehow I doubt anyone would be breaking into this home 😳😂🐍 https://i.nostr.build/KG87k.jpg  
 Haha, definitely not me 
 If this was my house I’d burn it down! 😂 
 Haha 😂 
 FREN! 🐍 
 Never! 
 Why?  
 So pretty!

I want one, but my wife does not 
 I certainly don’t blame her 
 Looks pretty friendly… 🤣 
 😳😳 
 Non-venomous. 

That's rare and precious, here.

Diamond Pythons and Quokkas are the two native animals you could let your kids play with over here. 
 Never! I don’t care how friendly or safe a snake is…they’re slithering suckers 😬 
 lol, I’m not a huge fan of snakes but I don’t worry about them too much either. There were brown snakes around where I grew up, we would see a few each year in summer as kids. You just learn to be aware to watch out for them and they generally keep away from you anyway. 
 I had a red belly lunge at me on a trail in morialta this summer 😳 
 I’m ded 😱 
 I found a brown snake in the bushes at Aldinga scrub a couple of years back. I’d seen an echidna there about a week before and when I heard a noise in the bush I thought maybe it was another one but turned out to be a snake instead 🤣 It was looking very alert but I just moved away and it was fine.. 
 This good-looking fella is the one to watch out for:

https://perthzoo.wa.gov.au/PerthZooWebsite/media/PerthZoo/All%20Images/Tiger-Snake_1200px.jpg

Only fourth in the world for venom, but Tigers make up for it with curiosity and attitude.

We had a few come around when I was a kid. Makes a trip to the wood shed exciting! 
 😱 
 I'd be so tempted to take the snake. 
 Take it where? 😳 
 I'd take it home. The problem is, my space is so small, I'd have to move out! 
 😬😬 
 I'm not scared of a danger noodle 🐍 
 I am! 
 I'm more scared of the Aussie accent than I am some little wiggly little fanged pasta 
 I once had a tiger python who lived in it's own room in my flat and my landlord back then checked my rooms unrightfully. The ensuing drama... I wish he'd just swallowed her lol 😂 
 😂😂 
 Oh, really? It's amazing 👀👀👀 
 Scary 
 Nope rope! 😂 The non-venomous ones get a pass at our house but the copperheads and water moccasins get dead. Not taking a chance with the kiddo running around. I don't engage with either though 🐔 I'm a chicken and levitated about 3 feet when I came across a garter snake while mowing, lol. 
 Awe I wanna cuddle 🥰 
 😳😳 
 Oh hell no  
 I just can’t deal with them….ever 😳 
 I want pics of you and the snake on a motorbike 
 I’m told… 

People not from 🇦🇺:
Afraid of snakes and sharks

People from 🇦🇺:
Afraid of Magpie birds 

Truth? 
 Truth.

Well, I am a bit afraid of tiger snakes. Those crazy bastards don't know how to back down. 
 Magpies are evil 
 There is a funny YouTuber that tries to come up with ways to keep them away while biking.

They are vicious! 
 aussie accent ✅ 
 Truth.

Well, I am a bit afraid of tiger snakes. Those crazy bastards don't know how to back down. 
 You’re much braver than I could ever be 😬🫡 
 I’ll take anything but a snake! 
I’d rather be eaten by a lion in the wild than come across a snake! 
 Oh there’s a joke in there somewhere….im rusty though 😂😜 
 You know it’s been a year since that sub went down Wolf 😉😂 
 Man time flies…..and subs sink….and snakes disappear 
 Have you ever seen a eastern racer? If you are walking through the woods they will sit up, rising off the ground and look at you. It’s freaky. 

They are completely harmless but it’s fun to convince people with you to run away because the snake will chase after them back and forth any direction they go. 

The snake isn’t really chasing them though. It sees that you are big and running away so it is running away from whatever you are running away from. Hahaha 
 My heart would just give out 😳 
 It's everywhere nostr:nprofile1qqs9ywrudwvucs42c5v3dvyt0dga9wkalsvl9wsgmq4yssegf8dalvspz4mhxue69uhkyetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakszxrhwden5te0f4hk7mjzda5jumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6qgcwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucm0d5hxzagunvkfu lol 😆  
 No need for hiss-y fits that’s for sure ✌️ 
 😂😂 
 Sounds like a movie 🍿!!! 
 Wild! 
 Have you ever seen a eastern racer? If you are walking through the woods they will sit up, rising off the ground and look at you. It’s freaky. 

They are completely harmless but it’s fun to convince people with you to run away because the snake will chase after them back and forth any direction they go. 

The snake isn’t really chasing them though. It sees that you are big and running away so it is running away from whatever you are running away from. Hahaha 
 My heart would just give out 😳 
 😂😂