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 It's still early in the morning ;) 
 I think I need more wine 🍷 
 Did you run out?? 
 Just refilling my glass 🫡🍷 
 If you drink enough the chocolate doubles 
 Nooooo 🤯😂 
 More wine = more chocolate 
 Thats what we call girl math  
 More wine = more chocolate = happier girl = happier man = life is more good 
 They're actually sequential instead of equal 
 If only life was that easy 
 But is it not? 
 Life is good
Never said it was easy 🧘 
 Ummm all is good in theory guys if the girl actually likes chocolate!
But then again it’s not pointed at me since I don’t like chocolate 😂 
 I definitely think you are the exception 👸🏼 
 That's the way! Ahahah 
 Well.. where she is probably isn't morning anymore, at least not early ahahau 
 Exactly, it’s dinner time and I’m getting more wine 🍷 
 Send some my way will you? haha 
 Too early for you buddy, firstly work calls, then you can wine 🍷😂💜 
 To wine or not to wine, that's the question ;p 
 Haha true! Do you think she's enjoying a late breakfast or already onto lunch? #timezones #traveling