@Derek Ross best resource for doing that. What’s not hard for some can be very challenging for others. Looking at me here
This would be the easiest for self-hosted https://getoutline.org/
Don't sell yourself so short here. I've seen you do some great stuff, Bevo. Here's a quick and dirty guide. Buy a virtual private server from a provider with bitcoin. Choose to install Ubuntu. Google how to setup a Wireguard VPN on Ubuntu. Do that. Install a Wireguard VPN client on your phone. That's it!