breaking news: tether excited to announce they're suckin' satan's pecker
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"Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little bitches. Suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.
[mimes loud, animalistic blowjob with the microphone]
[singing] "Suckin' Satan's pecker..."
Suck it! Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet!"
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*drops mic
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I just heard from Lucifer and the dark lord does not appreciate his good name being tarnished by the insinuated association with government organizations. He says he would never be in league with or have any connection to US secret service, because their moral standards are not nearly high enough.
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