breaking news: tether excited to announce they're suckin' satan's pecker
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"Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little bitches. Suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.
[mimes loud, animalistic blowjob with the microphone]

[singing] "Suckin' Satan's pecker..."
Suck it! Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet!"
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*drops mic

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