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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Doesn’t everyone practice safe sex? 🤔
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I feel like I’m pretty safe just having sex with my wife all the time.
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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 🫡
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 But no, danger sex is totally a thing.
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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤔
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I can tell you’re interested, would you like to know more?
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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I think I got it now 😂
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Make sure you tell all your friends how effective I am.
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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I somehow don’t think anyone would say that on a plane? 😂
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Oh I didn’t think we were still doing that.

☝🏻👈🏻 and that one works both ways

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Marie | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤣🤣
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Is this a new policy? Who’s going to know?
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🐇 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
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