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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +17 
 At first I thought someone sent me a lot of Tylenol cuz they know the pain Iโ€™m in. 

Turns out Amazon just be re using their boxes.๐Ÿ“ฆ 

Turns out to be a surprise new pet ๐Ÿ‘€What should we name it? https://image.nostr.build/5d1317d29a8cb1609c91298d71d7068aa982ae49e2cdfe5a1819f86fa55dd0fd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6394c99143cb3e960506e39fede77fb1ea59757c96d2dd15c770f2828a1c753d.jpg
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farfallica | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 What is this @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท ?
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Evan | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It sparks joy.
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Itโ€™s tylenol
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Jackie Boy | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I could see how it could fix your headache. Lube up queen
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Evan | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 โ€œIndiscreet Packagingโ€

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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graycat | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Er, what is the scale of this pet?
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Vic | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Reminiscent of Patrick from Spongebob or Grimace
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OฮžHI โšก๏ธ๐Ÿงก | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 A traffic cone lol
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 BAHAHHA 

Itโ€™s honestly not the size of a traffic cone ๐Ÿคฃ
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OฮžHI โšก๏ธ๐Ÿงก | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It sure looks like it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Nope nope nope. Cones are definitely wider and taller.
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OฮžHI โšก๏ธ๐Ÿงก | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Need banana for scale
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OฮžHI โšก๏ธ๐Ÿงก | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://image.nostr.build/3cdd8aa72308e2968e071d63c4813126315f05c07ed3e8b6268031e140208a7a.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=640x853&blurhash=_AG%5BQ5Hq0%3D%24c%7DjM%23A1pyRPNID*%251n%23x%5DtSERwFIV0jx%40-nE2%25MemoIWYE3xtIvtRxTs.E3t5xt9bR-oJxaxZWBogov%251EQW%3Bs.RPoyI%40M%7Cogxtt6V%40NKfhs%2BI%5DI%3D%251V%3FR.&x=e134aafc145c550334766f8cac0a337164ac14bd6439375d26284e5bf717f212
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 LMAO ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

That banana cone is SOMETHING ALL RIGHT
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Iโ€™m so honoured you thought of me when you saw that. ๐Ÿฅน
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Anonymous | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Dilly the Destroyer
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50c5c98c | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 How about "The Sting and Stretch"?
Or just S&S for short.
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That doesnโ€™t sound very appealing at alll ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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SatsMan | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ๐Ÿคฃ
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NunyaBidness | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Dick?
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TheSpiritualMachine | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 โ€œPainkillerโ€

*mic drop*
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ How fitting
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TheSpiritualMachine | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Itโ€™s the pun that just keeps on giving ๐Ÿ˜†
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Jackie Boy | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I vote Jackie Boy, for no apparent or self serving reason/fantasy.
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Definitely not. But I appreciate the suggestion. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Jackie Boy | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Can't blame a guy for trying
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I donโ€™t blame you at all! I appreciate the comment. ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜Œ
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casey | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Would it be possible to get a comparison check on the scale of that thing? For scientific purposes of course ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜†
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zach | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 The Puravida
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zach | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Or rather the GM/PV
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Mad Chemist | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I'm trying to make "Great Grape Ape" somehow work in this situation.

I'm failing...
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Sergio | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Cockasaurus Rex
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Intuitive Guy โ˜ฏ๏ธ | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Cosmic MultipleTop.

Cosmic for the colours looking like space ๐ŸŒŒ..
MultipleTop because looks like it has many topDick on on the other.
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Bella | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 this is silly I appreciate it
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29c2b2d4 | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 The Antidepressant!
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nostricorn | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Funniest thread of my day. I vote for painkiller. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 9 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I literally needed the pain killers more than the massive dildo at this part of my life. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
Very humorous indeed. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Happy I could make the โ€œfunniest note of your day post.โ€ 
Iโ€™m honoured ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚