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 At first I thought someone sent me a lot of Tylenol cuz they know the pain Iโ€™m in. 

Turns out Amazon just be re using their boxes.๐Ÿ“ฆ 

Turns out to be a surprise new pet ๐Ÿ‘€What should we name it? https://image.nostr.build/5d1317d29a8cb1609c91298d71d7068aa982ae49e2cdfe5a1819f86fa55dd0fd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6394c99143cb3e960506e39fede77fb1ea59757c96d2dd15c770f2828a1c753d.jpg  
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 โ€œIndiscreet Packagingโ€

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 Er, what is the scale of this pet? 
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 Reminiscent of Patrick from Spongebob or Grimace 
 A traffic cone lol 
 BAHAHHA 

Itโ€™s honestly not the size of a traffic cone ๐Ÿคฃ 
 It sure looks like it is ๐Ÿ˜‚  
 Nope nope nope. Cones are definitely wider and taller. 
 Need banana for scale  
 https://image.nostr.build/3cdd8aa72308e2968e071d63c4813126315f05c07ed3e8b6268031e140208a7a.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=640x853&blurhash=_AG%5BQ5Hq0%3D%24c%7DjM%23A1pyRPNID*%251n%23x%5DtSERwFIV0jx%40-nE2%25MemoIWYE3xtIvtRxTs.E3t5xt9bR-oJxaxZWBogov%251EQW%3Bs.RPoyI%40M%7Cogxtt6V%40NKfhs%2BI%5DI%3D%251V%3FR.&x=e134aafc145c550334766f8cac0a337164ac14bd6439375d26284e5bf717f212 
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 Dilly the Destroyer 
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 How about "The Sting and Stretch"?
Or just S&S for short. 
 That doesnโ€™t sound very appealing at alll ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 Dick? 
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 โ€œPainkillerโ€

*mic drop* 
 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ How fitting 
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 Itโ€™s the pun that just keeps on giving ๐Ÿ˜† 
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 I vote Jackie Boy, for no apparent or self serving reason/fantasy.  
 Definitely not. But I appreciate the suggestion. ๐Ÿ˜Œ 
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 Can't blame a guy for trying 
 I donโ€™t blame you at all! I appreciate the comment. ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ˜Œ 
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 Would it be possible to get a comparison check on the scale of that thing? For scientific purposes of course ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜† 
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 The Puravida 
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 Or rather the GM/PV 
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 I'm trying to make "Great Grape Ape" somehow work in this situation.

I'm failing... 
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 Cockasaurus Rex 
 Cosmic MultipleTop.

Cosmic for the colours looking like space ๐ŸŒŒ..
MultipleTop because looks like it has many topDick on on the other.
 
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 this is silly I appreciate it 
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 The Antidepressant! 
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 Funniest thread of my day. I vote for painkiller. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
 I literally needed the pain killers more than the massive dildo at this part of my life. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
Very humorous indeed. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Happy I could make the โ€œfunniest note of your day post.โ€ 
Iโ€™m honoured ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚