At first I thought someone sent me a lot of Tylenol cuz they know the pain I’m in.

Turns out Amazon just be re using their boxes.📦

Turns out to be a surprise new pet 👀What should we name it? https://image.nostr.build/5d1317d29a8cb1609c91298d71d7068aa982ae49e2cdfe5a1819f86fa55dd0fd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6394c99143cb3e960506e39fede77fb1ea59757c96d2dd15c770f2828a1c753d.jpg


What is this nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx ?


“Indiscreet Packaging”

🤣😂


It sparks joy.


It’s tylenol


Er, what is the scale of this pet?


Reminiscent of Patrick from Spongebob or Grimace


I could see how it could fix your headache. Lube up queen


I am fucking DYING WTF😭


A traffic cone lol


WELL IT IS https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif


Dilly the Destroyer


How about "The Sting and Stretch"?
Or just S&S for short.


Dick?


“Painkiller”

*mic drop*


🤣🤣🤣🤣 How fitting


It’s the pun that just keeps on giving 😆


I vote Jackie Boy, for no apparent or self serving reason/fantasy.


Would it be possible to get a comparison check on the scale of that thing? For scientific purposes of course 🤓😆


At some point, for sure. 😁


Definitely not. But I appreciate the suggestion. 😌


Can't blame a guy for trying


I don’t blame you at all! I appreciate the comment. 🫂😌


That doesn’t sound very appealing at alll 😂😭😂😂😭😂😂


The irony 🤯😂


As in size?


BAHAHHA

It’s honestly not the size of a traffic cone 🤣


The Puravida


Or rather the GM/PV


It sure looks like it is 😂


I'm trying to make "Great Grape Ape" somehow work in this situation.

I'm failing...


Cockasaurus Rex


Cosmic MultipleTop.

Cosmic for the colours looking like space 🌌..
MultipleTop because looks like it has many topDick on on the other.


this is silly I appreciate it


I like it 😁


Nope nope nope. Cones are definitely wider and taller.


Need banana for scale


The Antidepressant!


Funniest thread of my day. I vote for painkiller. 😂


I literally needed the pain killers more than the massive dildo at this part of my life. 😂
Very humorous indeed. 💯📠😂
Happy I could make the “funniest note of your day post.”
I’m honoured 🙏🥺💜🫂


LMAO 🤣👏🏻

That banana cone is SOMETHING ALL RIGHT


I’m so honoured you thought of me when you saw that. 🥹


Floor will sure be wet I tell ya 😂💦😈


FLOOD 💦💦💦🤣