Only when I’ve had too much to drink 🤣😂 

 everyday 

 Every time I look in the mirror I wonder why my dad is starring back at me. 

 https://youtu.be/659pppwniXA 

 Every time I look in the mirror, I keep wondering how I became an old man when I still feel younger than my oldest son. 

 Sort of, yeah

I’m like… there’s no way i’m this much of a fucking HUNK 

 yes. everyday. 
I hate seeing grey hairs in my beard so now I trim it tight on a #2 

 I've been getting so many grey hairs recently. Makes no sense I'm living stress free. Must be genetics. 

 Wait till you have to stop eating spicy foods cuz the rip ya up the next day. 
haha 

 I have a high tolerance for spice. Maybe it's because I was raised in Mexico. It's prob a default setting. 

 we didn’t even have Crystal in our house growing up. no spice at all. 
didn’t discover peppers until College 

 No peppers!? There is no worse fate 

 😉🍻 

 What made you feel that way?  

 Every dam day 

 

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