This is my bitcoin. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My bitcoin is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my bitcoin is useless. Without my bitcoin, I am just another agent of the system. I must sign my txs true. I must hold on to my bitcoin with more determination than my enemies who want to liquidate my stack. I must crunch the btc supply before they dominate the utxo set. I will ...