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 Good evening. Always stay humble, stack sats, and live life dangerously 🤙 🏴‍☠️🫡 https://image.nostr.build/cee496440ad5a66247bcf6502574184e76796a8109d6443ff955aecdd3c37674.jpg  
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@Rosie 
 😂🤣 this is the first time she has asked about our bank statement 

I explained and she was like meh…that’s fine. 
 GN 🌙🫂 descansa  
 😂😂 my man! 
 May flee north sir. 😆 
 I’ve got room. 
 🫂 
 Sucked in! 🤣🤣 
 Finding a cozy spot in the closet. I live there now. 
 Dude you’ve been in the closet for over a year! 
 Not true. She lets me use the potty now. 
 You’re still not toilet trained?
@5c508c34 your grandpa here more diapers! 
 aaaa has he had his pills?! 
 But he’s still using a potty! 
 toilet's too advanced for him, plus he secretly stashes his nudie mags near the loo, so i've kept him on a potty 
 IM ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE! HUSH ABOUT THE TOLIET STASH! 
 love you too grandpa

(probably not as much as you love those nudie mags) 
 🐸 🧡 🌏 more than the nudie mags. 
 Doesn’t 🐸🧡me? 
 I did. On April 1. 
  https://i.nostr.build/8Gqxz.jpg  
 And I 🧡you…on Opposite Day too. 
 Found you pills frog 🐸 https://i.nostr.build/6GVzv.jpg  
 😂🤣 
 I love how it’s wife (do not piss off) as opposed to his other one he does piss off😂🫂 
 I just have to give myself reminders. My life is sorta like that movie Memento. 
 @jack mallers is proud 🫂 
 He’s a good c*** 😂 
 Crow? 
 Well done, you can spell! 
 😆 🫂 
 Welcome back 😂🤝 
 She got really loud and started speaking Franglish at me. I dunno what to do. 
 say "c'est la vie" 
 C'est un bonne idee 
 1. Crash on couch or at Buddy's
2. return with flowers
3. Keep a record if exact amount saved on bitty
4. Speak of it again in 12 months
5. She will be impressed and then you will start this routine again 
 Haha the dinner conversation about to be real exciting 
 no dinner WITSEC only 😂 
 BAHAHAH while they bust down the door, buy some more corn, will the corn get on your account before she yells at you more 😂 
 This is hilarious. And genius at the same time. Adding “Do NOT piss off” after her name 😂😂😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/6Ju_FlRfSGUAAAAC/tkt-smart.gif 
 never a bad thing to remind yourself about important things…😂 
 Exactly 😂