@2a48eef0 This drug sounds awful. I don't remember this part of the experiment. 

One note in here says women should use contraception during and 4 days after taking this, and men should use contraception for 3 MONTHS. I know it doesn't take 3 months to cycle through a batch of my little swimmers. 

is that just how long it takes to generate a reasonable doubt that Merck is at fault for all the future short-armed babies?

https://www.drugs.com/molnupiravir.html 

 @3a574d14 

In the fine print it says: "expect mutations for the next three months, during which time if you father a child it will be a reptilian, after which you have only moderately increased risk of sudden crash cancer and myocardial infarcation especially if you are a healthy athlete under forty years of age."