Can't tell if I feel attacked or introspective 

 Why, are you a frog? 

 I'm a clown posing as a man with frog tendencies.  

 Now that is honesty 

 Lolol 

 Wait…where the the lasers coming from? 

 Guess 

 Clavicles?

I’m not a very good doctor. 

 Correct and correct 

 Wait… 

 😜