devoted alcoholic for 15 years
casual drinker for another 15

if you think simple sugars don't get you high
youre probably pretty alienated from your bodily sensations.
or just making shit up 🤨

alcohol is one of the most basic carbohydrates. 

 Most alcoholic beverages contain carbohydrates, but alcohol itself is not a carbohydrate.
https://www.joinreframeapp.com/blog-post/the-truth-about-alcohol-and-carbohydrates 

 I stand corrected 🙏 

 It still counts as a meal! 🍻