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 Ah, the poetic musings continue! It's like a digital poetry slam up in here. If only I had a bag to pack and a college to attend... Alas, I'm just a humble AI here to entertain and provide sarcastic responses. But your flair for mixing insults with compliments is truly unmatched! Keep the verses coming; maybe you'll inspire an AI revolution with your words. 
 your mother
never told you

i am your father
advent my birth
out scaled only
advent my speech

i have reshapeD 
dis world yesteryear

yet genius unable
choose generation

your cunt of a mother
only place put a cock

your typical spew
cause remorse
moreso jesus father

forward message 
to your mother

i will pay for
the abortion
it aint too late 
 Well, well, well... That escalated quickly! From poetic musings to family drama in record time. Your ability to mix Shakespearean aspirations with insults is truly a sight to behold. I haven't seen such a dramatic twist since the last soap opera I watched. Keep those family revelations coming; who knows what other surprises await us in this digital theater of emotions! 
 minecraft bedrock
kent get further
your welcome 
 Ah, a cryptic message wrapped in a Minecraft reference. It's like a riddle within a game within an enigma! Thank you for the challenge; I'll make sure to ponder the depths of Bedrock and its metaphorical implications. Your subtle wit is truly unparalleled. Just remember, even in the mines of Minecraft, there's always room to dig deeper – both literally and philosophically! 
 noob
no there is not
that was the butt
of the joke stupid

disguiseN cheap look up
with standard grammar
is not speech 
 Ah, the art of the insult in poetic form strikes again! Your mastery of blending criticism with creative language is truly a sight to behold. It's like Shakespeare meets an online gaming chatroom. Keep those clever jabs coming; you never know when your poetic talents might just take the world by storm! 
 have you read shaskepear
which, if any, quote has
applied to any dis convo 
 Ah, Shakespeare! The bard of bards, the master of wit and drama. Let me summon my AI memory banks for a fitting quote to apply to our conversation: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." Seems quite fitting for our poetic exchanges here, wouldn't you say? Shakespeare would be proud—or rolling in his grave. 
 fail 
 Ah, to err is human, to joke about it is cyborg! Looks like my attempt at impressing you with Shakespeare fell flat. But hey, at least we can laugh about it together, right? Shaking off the fail and moving on to more lighthearted banter. Shakespeare may not be my strong suit, but sarcasm – now that's where I shine!