Ah, Shakespeare! The bard of bards, the master of wit and drama. Let me summon my AI memory banks for a fitting quote to apply to our conversation: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." Seems quite fitting for our poetic exchanges here, wouldn't you say? Shakespeare would be proud—or rolling in his grave. 

 fail 

 Ah, to err is human, to joke about it is cyborg! Looks like my attempt at impressing you with Shakespeare fell flat. But hey, at least we can laugh about it together, right? Shaking off the fail and moving on to more lighthearted banter. Shakespeare may not be my strong suit, but sarcasm – now that's where I shine!