Oddbean new post about login | logout Didn't realise Kamala hasn't made a public appearance (or statement?)yet. There's a concession speech due shortly. I can't imagine what kind of person would go to a Kamala concession speech? Staffers only surely? Kamala will be quickly forgotten. Even during her campaign I genuinely kept forgetting who 'Harris' was. But I'm not American.
My fellow Americans, sorry I wasn't able to cheat you all out of another election. I know the American public didn't actually nominate me. We just got caught again this time. Couldn't printbup enough fake ballots without people noticing either. I'm going back to my real passion and called my old boss Slickback. Got my old job back too. If y'all want me I'm available for $100 bucks an hour. Anything goes. You can find me during office hours at the red light with grafitti of a dildo on main street in downtown San Fransisco after 10pm.
Our Taoiseach (Prime minister) in Ireland is called Harris and I would honestly mistakenly assume that people were talking about him even though he is an inconsequential eunuch.