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 SUITS IN DISBELIEF AS WE FLIP THEIR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN. 🫡

https://m.primal.net/Hfuv.mp4 

 
 lol 
 It’s just a beginning 🔥 
 Joe Kernen was glowing this morning 🫡 
 OUR BOY JOE IS A MORE EFFECTIVE BITCOIN INFLUENCER THAN ALL OF BITCOIN TWITTER COMBINED. 
 I APPRECIATE WHAT GOOD OLD JOE HAS DONE FOR MY BITCOIN WITH EACH AND EVERY PASSING DAY!!! 
 ALL  I HEAR ABOUT ARE BENS. Y'ALL ARE SLEEPING ON THE JOES. 
 “Nothing seems to kill me, no matter how hard I try”- Bitcoin. Blow up the outside world with me amigos!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnplBELUVIQ 
 “I can only think in terms of phones” 
 haha bitcoin phone 
 I DO HAVE A BITCOIN PHONE!! 😂 
 This is just the start. 

What they will do when their favorite politicians become Pleb? 
 what a fucking chode that guy is 
 No one can underestimate Bitcoin anymore 
 What kind of "financial journalist" cannot come up with a single argument for what #bitcoin has done for mankind?  
 "The universe is going against my ideas! The universe must be wrong!!!" 
 Makes me bullish AF🔥 
 THE TRUTH APPEARS AGAIN AND AGAIN. 
 If if was monopoly they would already flipped the board, called u names and kicked the door crying  
 SUITS ARE IN FOR AN ABSOLUTE SCARCITY LESSON 🫡 
 THE DUDE JUST LOOKS SICK AND DISGUSTED WITH HIMSELF AND LIFE IN GENERAL. 
 Brilliant 😀👊🏽.

Massively dented ego here. 

Sadly the word moron comes to mind.  

I must stay humble. 
 when can we stop acknowledging CNBC as a relevant media org? 
 That happened already. A long long long long time ago. 
 when we keep talking about their content, it hasn’t stopped. We’re keeping them relevant. 
 No one here is listening to CNBC for guidance. It’s fun having a few laughs at their expense 
 I get that. I can appreciate the humor value.

My theory is they die faster when fewer people boost their content 🤷🏻 I may be wrong. 
 We are witnessing their irrelevance unfold. Pretty sure nobody here takes them seriously.  
 Fair point. Relaying their content here probably has no impact. I just want them to die faster 😂 
 I feel you brother 
 CNBC provides an integral function of bringing a steady stream of cheap sats over. 

CNBC: “Buy high sell low” 
 🫡 they will get bitcoin at the price they deserve 
 We can only hope he says something negative about Bitcoin today..... 
 What a donut. 
 The Salt-o-meter is beeping like a Geiger counter in Chernobyl 
 They’ll short it $0.1m that will be the fun part! 
 Now I have an urge to build a #Bitcoin phone just to spite the man. 
 His face looks bitter 
 🫡 
 I ESPECIALLY AGREE WITH THE PART WHERE HE SAID PHLLMMFFFU 
 Suits projecting their own lack of value onto the greatest store of value in human history. 

The humble suits will follow in the footsteps of John Arnold and Saylor and see the use case of bitcoin. 
 ECB Über brains freaking out as well. Simply lovely. 
 “Do you have a Bitcoin Phone?”

Meme this into existence 
 So mad 😂 
 Just like how the history of bitcoin has been and will be continual rug pulls until people learn self custody,

The history of bitcoin has been and will be suits projecting their useless rent-seeking behavior onto the bitcoin "ponzi" until the cognitive dissonance is too ridiculous that they realize the error of their ways and learn to stay humble and stack sats 
 He has a lot to learn... 
 I never get tired of watching the suits responses. Its so beautiful.  
 What has #bitcoin ever done for the world. The first thing he thinks of is a phone ... Fiat mind 🤷 
 Suit meltdown 
 It’s only a matter of time till all those clowns wearing suits are wearing torn up sweatpants and a T-shirt with meatball stain on it from last week. 
 One of us.

Wait, does this mean that we need to start wearing suits? 
 Yes one of us😂
No suits. I dress like a dirty skateboarder 
 ALL PHONES WITH BITCOIN ON THEM ARE BITCOIN PHONES 
  @djmeistro✝️ 🍊💊⚡️ 

🤣 🤣 🤣  
 Cramer be mad salty 
 LET'S GOOOOO BITCOIN! SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS! 🔥 
 ☠️ he is short. 
 Omg, why did i read this as
SLUTS IN DISBELIEF? 
 Because people like Cramer are whores. 
 It’s so good 
 🦕 ☄️ 
 IT’S CAPS SEASON 
 Probably wishing he didn’t sell out of his position 
 There are suits, and there's Jim Cramer. Suits are clueless but I still feel like it's insulting to let Jim Cramer reflect on all of them 
 Financial commentators are commentators because they couldn’t hack it in normal Wall Street jobs. They are the scrubs of the scrubs. 
 Occupy #Bitcoin 🫡 
 Are you fucking kidding me https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
 lol 
 Hello, SBF and his kin israeled my BTC.
Anything will help, please save me.

Lightning Address : appealforassistanceftxscamvictim@geyser.fund

BTC : bc1q9vfmfwj6av9pxj50r6xyl652mwhqvw5ds86nw2 
 GFY SCAMMER 
 It's not often I feel happy about a man's misery. What the fuck is that face 😂😂😂 fucking disbelief, shook crook. 🤯 
 cry harder😆😂🤣 
 Can someone turn this clip into a Bitcoin hype video making fun of Cramer? 
 Craziest day in a while. Love Cramer's (still hubristic) exasperation. Still, we are STAYING HUMBLE. STACKING SATS. 
 Your fiat phone is not yours
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 NOSTR PHONE 
 How many sats for a vial of Jimbos tears? 
 Jimmies are being rustled. 
 I would love to buy an bitcoin phone 
 Bitcoin with nostr is a Lifefork! 
 Seethe harder Suities! 
 what Bitcoin is doing for humanity. 

https://m.primal.net/HfyV.jpg
 
 Phones are the only things that have ever done anything for mankind 
 it calls for whole dispatch of cork pops

CITADEL DISPATCH: GREATEST HITS 

LFG 😎 
 Bitcoin phone? 😂😂😂 
 His reaction is amazing 🤣 
 'depressing' eh Jimbo? I'd be depressed too if my damned job required me to gaslight and convince everybody that reality is inverted.  
 🎯 
 lol a broken man 
 True to that 🎯🙌🫡 
 We have bitcoin hot tubs. 
 Alexia, show me cope. 
 “Imeanwhadithe?” 
 COPE 
 Who got in the best counter pie to face? Gladstein has my vote so far. 😍  
 He comes out pushing the ethereum etf after this public meltdown. 
 📢 BITCOIN HAS NEVER ONCE CANCELED AN EV PROJECT. 
 HIs expression is priceless. Incomprehension and regret. 
 🫡 
 Someone get this man a @ZEUS node-on-the-phone wallet set up. Bam, Bitcoin phone.

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 Bitcoin phone… did Cramer accidentally predict the future here? 
 "What has bitcoin ever done for mankind?"

INSIGHTFUL QUESTION JIM, LET ME ANSWER THAT

*immediately reads The Bitcoin Standard aloud to Jim in its entirety* 
 It has stabilized the grid in Texas. 
 Stupid ass bald MFr 
 https://m.primal.net/HgFy.png 
 Stay Hubble, stack satellites!! 
 Lowell’s of the world hunched over their keyboards, furiously typing up their Keynesian word salad 
 The level of salt...... 
 These quotes will go down in history.... 
 They know it's over 
 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious, thanks for the short clip as i dont watch this 
 The salt must flow. 😷 
 What a whiny baby. 😂 
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