I would be ded, my heart would just give up! 

 i once had a snake pet. if i laid down beside it, it would strech out beside me. i realized it wanted to see if it could eat me. women are similar. 🤫🤫🤫
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 OMG LOL NO 

 This gets better every time through. 

 The funniest part to me is how his reaction would have absolutely gotten him bitten if it was real 😝