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Ivan | 21 days ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +186
 Evolving
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 Let us pray for a child with the power of Ditto and the cunning of MewTwo 
 🤣🤣🤣 Great way to start the morning. GM ☀️ 
 Next it will be 5g and nuclear plant radiation  
 Thats a good guess for what is next.  
 everytime i pull out the plastic doll i mutate (o_0) 
 Omg lol 
 Change the plastics to a Muk or something and it will be accurate 🤣  
 😀🧡💜 
  @Translator german 
 @Translator Korean 
 don't forget PFAS  
 forever chemicals Laura 
 Next iteration: My child, full of nanobots 
 My cat's name is Ivan.. 
 I like your cat already  
 Evolution 🤣 
 Oh…. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at that one… 😂😢 
 Shut up. You are annoying and full of shit 💩 
 You are a fucking big mouthed asshole @Ivan   Fuck off 
 I’m full of lead and micro plastics 
 And still living the human body is amazing 💪 
 lol there is hope for the next gen full of _______? 
 Forever chemicals 
 Greater 
 Those fiery tails runnin in ur DNA, I suppose? 
 And me! Full of happy mushrooms 🍄😏🍄 
 Jokes aside, the problem is not those residues & additives, but ur affliction is due to your assimilation, appropriation & incapacitation in french imasculanity & a need for a cohort of entertaining maidens who channel their personal dastarded motivations in their counsels & guidances re da "problem".  
 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  
 I actually think the powers that be are conditioning us to think the food is poison and it’s going to lead to mass starvation, which is what they want. 🤔 
 And our miraculous bodies that are intelligently designed to heal themselves have survived it all… 
 Me waking up and remembering the horror of seeing a brand new giant bottle of Sunflower oil at my friend's house. And going through a bunch of emotional waves and rationalizing how to let go of the worry because they are too deep the mainstream rabbit hole and a decade of attempting to health pill them any small ways has failed and it's become exhausting. 
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 Pick your poison 😂 
 Full of nano bots and graphine!