No sex. 

 

https://i.poastcdn.org/16faeeb8573702f059efe36cf542162c1662ed1df2ea7d7aabc6e1d3d020c767.png 

 melvin... 

 the most rare pokemon 

 Because if you finally get that shiny Bellsprout you can show it off to the babes and get MAD slizz 

 stems from the desire to hoard in order to be prepared

That or I’m talking out of my ass or maybe you’re just retarded 

 one's a constant the other's conjectural 

 if i was retarded why would i have so many pokemon... 

 Vaporeon 

 STOP 

 CONTINUE 

 You VILL know the joys of the Vaporussy
And you VILL be happy 

 STOP 

 COLLABORATE AND LISTEN 

 It's time to goon 

 I only jelq hh 

 Bailiff! Take this nigger to the gooncave 

 Noooo!!! Not Detroit!!!!