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 All male instincts are based upon threat recognition and confrontation/egress

And sex 
 explain why i collect pokemon... 
 No sex. 
 Because if you finally get that shiny Bellsprout you can show it off to the babes and get MAD slizz 
 stems from the desire to hoard in order to be prepared

That or I’m talking out of my ass or maybe you’re just retarded 
 one's a constant the other's conjectural 
 if i was retarded why would i have so many pokemon... 
 Vaporeon 
 STOP 
 You VILL know the joys of the Vaporussy
And you VILL be happy 
 STOP 
 COLLABORATE AND LISTEN 
 It's time to goon 
 I only jelq hh 
 Bailiff! Take this nigger to the gooncave 
 Noooo!!! Not Detroit!!!!