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 I think you need to be sent to the principal's office 😂 or HR... 

Is you husband ok? 

Funny enough for me, I was always chasing boys who liked other girls apparently. In kindergarten, I thought Andrew - I think that's his name - was cute. One day, he was chasing a girl around the table and I started chasing him. He stopped and turned around and said, "not you!" I had to learn the lesson to not chase people who are not chasing you. But then life sent me a bunch of guys that chased me, but didn't want me after they got me... So I don't know the universe's big lesson here, but if it involves chasing then it's never a good sign. 

Well this certainly just opened a new thought.  
 Maybe that's the key to success, they open the claws and lie there for you! It's reciprocal. 

He is like I see you this way, so here is me on a platter. 😋😂 
 Yea, but the guy has to be also worth it.😵‍💫 
 Fact. Not every dish is tasty.  
 And now I'm hungry.👀🤣 
 Fact. Not every dish is tasty.  
 And now I'm hungry.👀🤣