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 I gotchu. Hook a Bitcoin miner up to an air compressor to uhm... Well you see, you take the Bitcoin node and hook it up to a manual tire changer so that you can... Listen. On a Bitcoin standard, all tires are solid rubber. Fixed.  
 😂🤣😆 sounds like shitcoiner speak to me 🤨 

*spits in your general direction* 
 Roads!? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads! 

Hash-powered hovercraft obviously. 
 🔥🚀🔥 
 This is the correct answer. 
 Still laughing at this 🤌✨ 
 this is the way